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Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

It's out of professional courtesy.

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1. I was so tired of the Pillsbury Doughboy’s passive-aggressive attitude towards me that I pushed him in the oven.

I just finally wanted to get a rise out of him.

2. There are new studies out linking COVID’s origins to animals.

I think the new theory is pretty batty.

3. I told my therapist that I'm tired of people treating me with disrespect.He told me to lie on the couch and when I asked him why he replied.......

I want to sweep the floor.

4. I asked a rabbi about a new version of circumcision I heard about

Instead of cutting a newborn they are just doing a symbolic circumcision where the mohel just touches the foreskin with a dull blade, pretending to cut, and then throws red glitter in the air to symbolize the blood. I asked a rabbi what he thought and he said “that’s pretty nuts.”

5. There were two goldfish in a tank, what did one goldfish say to the other?

Gee I hope you know how to drive this thing 🐠🚙

6. White Castle bought a baseball team

I guess the pitchers can only throw *sliders*.

7. I bought my wife a new vacuum cleaner. She told me it doesn’t work as well as her previous one.

It really sucks that it doesn’t suck.

8. I've always been warned against dating a woman that wants to change me

It's been great advice so far, but as I get older I've begun to appreciate having that special someone help with my diapers.

9. Rabbit joke

Why was the rabbit so happy? Because some bunny loved him.

10. BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden

The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet

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